The intro scene of Cruelty Squad has your new employer calling you up. Asking if you had a nice depression nap since that’s what a loser like you is probably up to. But he’s got some good news- you ...

Rob is Lead Features Editor at DualShockers, and has been playing games since hijacking his sister's NES in the early 90s. Instead of outgrowing them, decided to make a life out of ranting about them.

For just 20 bucks, you can purchase an experience so unpleasant, I can only describe it as rotten meat infested with brain parasites in video game form. By all means, it’s an absolute steal. The ...