We love the Geo Metro around here. There's something about a car so comedically lightweight, efficient, and equally underpowered that somehow appeals just as much as flashy sports cars. Seriously, how ...

Fit any engine more powerful than a hamster wheel to a Geo Metro, and you’ve got quite a lot of car. Make that two engines, though, and I don’t even know what to call that. A deathtrap, maybe, like ...